January 2012
251 posts
This is the last post in my queue, and it's...
[This is not a suicide note. I am not dead. Promise.]
I’m not going into detail as to why, but those few of you that have my cell number have it for a reason.
I wish I could say all the time I spent on here was good. I wish I could say that this website has made me into a better person. But my momma always told me not to lie.
I’ve made some incredible friends on here, and I...
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Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: Omg you don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
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leathhedger:
Quote of the century: “I have never seen someone try so hard for attention while looking so atrocious at the same time.” -Anna Wintour referring to Nicki Minaj
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Meeting Jared Padalecki
Me: Woah, fancy meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Jared:
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Jared: Who let you inside my house?
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“The holy ghost is like spinach. Eat that spinach and be like Popeye. When Popeye...”
– Hobo evangelist outside my boyfriend’s car
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“Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....”
– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via blua)
*screaming at crowd*
Alex Gaskarth: YEAH EVERYONE GET NAKED YEAH LETS ALL HAVE SEX
Jack Barakat: TITTY FUCK BOOBS HAHA GET NAKED TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
Crowd is actually full of undercover cops the band is arrested for pursuit of minors and molestation, never play show again.
me: fuck i have no money-
band: DID YOU HEAR THAT quick get on the fucking bus go to their town go right now GO
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom“ I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
